Cobel Handshake Severance Birthday Card

Celebrate like a true Lumon employee with this Harmony Cobel birthday card, featuring the ever-intense Ms. Cobel at her desk, delivering the ultimate corporate-approved sentiment: "The board wishes you a happy birthday. A handshake is available upon request." Perfect for fans of Severance, this pop culture birthday card blends dark humor with dystopian workplace vibes—ideal for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little eerie corporate formality.

Details

Printed on beautiful, crisp white stock, this A2 size (4.25”x5.5”) greeting card comes with a durable, recycled Kraft paper envelope to ensure your card shows up at its destination in perfect condition.

This card is blank inside to give you space to share your own message!

Single cards come packaged in an open top clear plastic sleeve.

All cards are made in the USA.

Shipping

Shipping calculated at checkout. Orders ship through USPS. Most orders ship between 2-5 business days.

Returns + Exchanges

If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, simply send it back within 7 days and I’ll refund the full cost of the item minus shipping costs. You can exchange your product for a different product, or a refund to the original payment method.