Cobel Handshake Severance Birthday Card

Celebrate like a true severed employee with this Harmony birthday card delivering the ultimate corporate-approved sentiment: "The board wishes you a happy birthday. A handshake is available upon request." This pop culture birthday card blends dark humor with dystopian workplace vibes—ideal for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little eerie corporate formality.

Details

- Single folded greeting card (blank inside)
- Printed on 100% PCW (recycled) paper
- Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size)
- Kraft envelope included
- Card and envelope are packaged in open top clear sleeve
- Printed by a small business in the USA.

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